舔狗
“lick dog”
舔狗 (tiǎn gǒu, literally 'licking dog') is Chinese internet slang for someone who obsessively pursues a person who doesn't reciprocate — the Chinese equivalent of 'simp.'
Not in any textbook. Literally: a dog that licks.
Someone who simps relentlessly for a person who clearly isn't interested, showering them with attention, gifts, and availability while getting nothing in return. The tragedy is they know it's hopeless but can't stop.
The term first appeared on Baidu Tieba around 2016 as an extreme evolution of 备胎 (spare tire / backup lover). A dedicated 舔狗吧 (Simp Forum) on Tieba became ground zero for the meme. By 2018, the catchphrase '舔狗舔到最后一无所有' (the simp ends up with nothing) had gone mega-viral — a September 2018 Zhihu thread debating the phrase generated thousands of responses and cemented the term in mainstream internet vocabulary.
The meme spawned its own literary genre: 舔狗日记 (Simp Diaries), a format where the narrator describes being coldly rejected but delusionally reinterprets every negative signal as affection. One classic entry: when the crush says '滚' (get lost), the narrator notes the three water-radical strokes in the character must represent her longing flowing like rushing water. A dedicated website (we.dog) collects and ranks the best entries. Meme generators let users create panda-head 舔狗日记 images, and even a GitHub project tracks and upvotes the most painfully accurate quotes. ACG fans crowned the 'Four Great Simps' — Tom from Tom and Jerry, Masao Sato from Crayon Shin-chan, and others.
Now used in three modes: as a sympathetic warning ('wake up, simps end up with nothing'), as merciless roasting, and as self-deprecating confession — people proudly announce '我是舔狗' before doing something embarrassing for their crush. The counter-catchphrase '舔到最后应有尽有' (simp till the end and you'll have everything) offers the fairy-tale version where persistence pays off. Cultural critics on platforms like C-Plan have noted that the entertainment-friendly framing of 舔狗 obscures real power imbalances in relationships and trivializes genuine emotional exploitation.
Friend sends a 500-word good morning text to someone who replies with one emoji
人家回你一个表情包你就开心一天,舔狗无疑了。
"They reply with one sticker and you're happy all day — confirmed simp."
Bilibili comment on a relationship advice video
舔狗的尽头是什么?是她和别人的婚礼请柬。
"What's at the end of a simp's road? An invitation to her wedding — with someone else."
WeChat group chat after a friend admits to buying concert tickets for their crush
明知道没戏还买两张票,我就是舔狗本狗,别劝了。
"I knew I had no chance and still bought two tickets — I'm the simp himself, don't even try to talk me out of it."
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